the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience
why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs
people that don’t put cases on their iPhones have the kind of confidence that I need
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
check out this periodic table
I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit
Dont be that knob who tries to be snooty about people’s universities or schools we’re all just carrots in the big debt soup